Caption competition

This extra-ordinary image reaches Eye from an 'Anonymous' reader.

It purports to show Paul Bigland, the Pictographer Royal, attending the unveiling of some slightly soiled PPE in Indonesia in 1992.

Paul is on the far left, and is that a youthful Iain Coucher we spy on the far right? (no it's bloody well not! Eye's Legal Dept.)

Eye readers are invited to supply slightly wittier captions at the usual address: thefactcompiler@yahoo.co.uk

UPDATE: This from Dave over at Railtalkmagazine...

How about "New NXEC uniforms reveal depth of crisis."

Or

"New east coast franchise to be stripped to basics."

UPDATE: This from a Mr Boyd

"The Village People preview their latest hit, 'In a Pendo!' "

Or maybe Bigland does a Rod Stewart, "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy!"